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Devious Journal Entry
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Hi guys, been a while. Fear not, I live.
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Ohayocon + My first commission!
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Today's my birthday.
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Like Elvis, Misdemedor, Mohammad Sulayman, and many others. I have a January 8th birthday. Today is also the birthday of a nanny I once had, and the day my daily drink waiter on the cruise I recently went on will be going on vacation. ^_^
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A Conversation with a Genius.
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User: Good morning, can you help me with my homework?
Cleverbot: Sure. What question do you have about your homework?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is 42.
User: The meaning of life.
Cleverbot: Why is it the meaning of life?
User: Because it is. You can't really ask why something is the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: It's different for everyone.
User: I suppose so.
Cleverbot: What is space?
User: Room to fit or accommodate something or somebody.
Cleverbot: That's not particularly specific. I fail to be impressed.
User: I guess, space has many definitions.
Cleverbot: What does?
User: Space.
Cleverbot: Yes, space.
User: Yes. Now, I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Who is the current president of the United States?
Cleverbot: Me, Barack Obama.
User: Oh, okay then.
Cleverbot: What is the moon made of?
User: The moon is made of green cheese.
Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?
User: The green kind.
Cleverbot: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: Sure. What question do you have about your homework?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is 42.
User: The meaning of life.
Cleverbot: Why is it the meaning of life?
User: Because it is. You can't really ask why something is the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: It's different for everyone.
User: I suppose so.
Cleverbot: What is space?
User: Room to fit or accommodate something or somebody.
Cleverbot: That's not particularly specific. I fail to be impressed.
User: I guess, space has many definitions.
Cleverbot: What does?
User: Space.
Cleverbot: Yes, space.
User: Yes. Now, I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Who is the current president of the United States?
Cleverbot: Me, Barack Obama.
User: Oh, okay then.
Cleverbot: What is the moon made of?
User: The moon is made of green cheese.
Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?
User: The green kind.
Cleverbot: Oh okay.
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A Sad Ending...
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Please pay your respects and say RIP for my poor, most-awesome-in-the-world glasses that got run over by a Rav 4 today. Shall I show you the damage in my scraps?
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